Constantly Risking Absurdity

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me at age 4:
i'm prettier than all of you and i'm a princess
me now:
i'm prettier than all of you and i'm a princess

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backstageleft:

fairyfoolishness:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

A lot of people clearly need to move to the pacific northwest

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Beanies and flannel are a basic staple here

Good news those of you on the east coast.

We have one real, live Pacific Northwesterner complete with beanie pulling off abilities for a limited time only in stock in Virginia right now.

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Get ‘em while they’re still hot. 

(Source: putuporshuttup)